Mortdecai (2015)

Rating: 5.5/10
Director: David Koepp
Writer: Eric Aronson (screenplay), Kyril Bonfiglioli (novel)
Actors: Johnny Depp, Gwyneth Paltrow, Paul Bettany, Ewan McGregor
Runtime: 1:47
Rated: R
Genre: Action, Comedy, Crime
Released: 2015-01-23
Plot: Juggling angry Russians, the British Mi5, and an international terrorist, debonair art dealer and part time rogue Charlie Mortdecai races to recover a stolen painting rumored to contain a code that leads to lost gold.
Difficulty: Sloshed
- Charlie’s mustache comes up
- Someone uses British slang
- Charlie injures Jock (either directly or through inaction)
- Jock has sex
- Someone says Goya
- Charlie gags