This one will work for all of the *original cast* American Pie movies (though I admit it’s a little light for American Reunion)

1. Jim embarrasses himself
2. Jim’s Dad tries to stick up for him or help him out
3. Jessica conveys wisdom to someone
4. Stifler is a dick or says “shit break”
5. Someone says “get(ting) laid” or “Stifler’s Mom”
6. Someone has (some form of) sex
7. Someone references Jim’s big indiscretion of the movie (internet fail for the first one, superglue for the second one, etc.)
8. This one time, at band camp