1. Stumpy tells a story
  2. The statue of Papa Muntz shows up
  3. Lance tries to act straight but it’s obvious that he’s not
  4. Eric acts like a tool
  5. Luke beats on Pigpen
  6. Rick blows it with Jenny
  7. Luke passes out and they mess with him or he gets into a precarious situation
  8. Majors calls Ted “Retard”