1. You get a boner/lady boner for Ms. McGarricle
  2. A great song starts up
  3. Every time you see the feather earring
  4. The Underwear comes out
  5. Someone says “…My Boy” or “Wazzzzzzaaaaaaappp”
  6. Chad is overly violent/confrontational towards Todd/Han Solo
  7. Someone gets hit in the head with a bottle
  8. The storekeeper fires his shotgun